~Abinition

I HAVE BEATEN DIGITAL DEVIL SAGA 2!!!
OHMYFUGGINGOSH!!!

I am the supreme ruler of DDS2! You know why?
I'll tell you why!
I was half-way being an over-achiever! I leveled up so much! AND I learned all but 6 out of, like, 75+ Mantras! Why only half-way?
I'll tell you why!
'Cause I only did all that stuff because I couldn't beat the last boss anyway!
I lost so many times before finally deciding to level up!
But when I accomplished all that hard work, the last boss was less than cake -- he was a cup cake!
He hardly did any damage to me (even thought I was still freaggin' out and my muscles were twitching and I was scared out of my wits)!
I creamed that sucka!
Beat THAT!

As for the ending, I was glad to say it was happy...
Half-way.
Why only half-way?
I'll friggin' tell you why only half-way!
The world was saved, see...
But the main characters, besides Fred, weren't.
I mean, they died once they hit the Sun. But they died ALL the way at the very end.
That's right: Serph, Sera, Heat, Argilla, Gale, Roland, Cielo, David -- Everybody! Everybody besides Fred, 'cause he was just a little kid and didn't go to the sun. He was an NPC, in other words.

They still all died.
I think they would've died anyway. But that psycho-wench Jenna Angel killed them off just to make it quick!
Seriously -- She killed Roland and Argilla by sending in a big-ass monster to kill them... and it did. I about threw my controller across the room when that happened.
It's all her fault, dang it!
Nobody likes Jenna except for Jenna!... And Gale... despite her crazy, hatred-for-everything-because-her-boyfriend-died-because-of-this-other-psycho-wench-lady-and-because-she-couldn't-save-the-world-herself...
Gale has too much compassion.

But still, she killed Gale by stabbing him through his stomach with her demon-ized hand. She did it for no reason too! Gale was bein' all nice to 'er and stuff... and she friggin' kills him!
(But, Gale kills her too, see... He stabs her with HIS demon-ized hand right after she does... Take THAT!)
They died at the same time. On top of each other. (Ooh-la-la to those who were rootin' for them to be luffers... like me..
But I didn't want them to freakin' DIE!!!)

She killed Cielo by having some of her men/worker peoples get into planes and attack Serph, Sera, and Cielo from the air in their plane. But, see, Cielo's demon form enables him to fly, so he was busy attacking those bastards until -- They shot Cielo down.

She didn't kill Serph, Heat or Sera... But they still died. She was part of it.
I hate Jenna.
Oh, yeah, and THEN, she gets all happy once she's on the sun... I mean, like, pure happy... like she was innocent the whole time -- and no one gave her any crap!
I was sure Heat or Gale would pummel her. Just cause.
But no. They were busy reuniting with their friends from the Junkyard. But thass okay. The people.. well, some of the people form the Junkyard are nice.
They talked to nice people.

At least Jenna died.
I was still sad that all them good kids died...

But in the end, there were all these kids named after every one of 'em. Cute leetle kids they were.
Heat sounds so cute as a kid! And Cielo does too
Jenna just sounded wierd. Yeah, there was a baby-Jenna. But she was nice, becuase it wasn't actually Jenna.

The coolest thing about this game (besides everything else) Serph spoke! And he was all cool when he spoke!
He spoooooooooooooooooooooooooke!


And the other cool part -- When you beat DDS2, you get to start your new cycle -- and keep all your Karma Rings, Mantras (skills, in other words) and choose the difficulty level and get brand new hidden items!
Like... this one Karma Ring you get.. the Beserker Ring.. enables you to stay in Half-Demon form -- ALL THE TIME!! Happiness in a can, as Taka always says!
It's fun -- but VERY risky!
You also get to do all these other mini-games and things! CHA!! O.O

Anyways, I beat it.
That was freakishly long.
I didn't mean to babble...
Yeah, uh, you don't hafta read all of it...
I just wanted to announce my victory.

♪ Shan-ti... Shan-ti... ♪